Sarahtonin is fed up with you pathetic guys tryin your hardest to look fly and failing, miserably! So she has put together a list of the Top Ten Fashion Do's and Dont's for Guys in 2002.

TOP 10 FASHION DONT'S FOR THE BOYZ.......

1. DO NOT WEAR TURTLENECKS!!!!!!

2. DO NOT WEAR HUGE RAVER PANTS

3. DO NOT WEAR DRESS SHOES (ESPECIALLY WITH JEANS)

4. DO NOT TUCK IN YOUR SHIRT (UNLESS IT IS JUST TUCKED IN THE FRONT ONLY)

5. DO NOT SLICK YOUR HAIR BACK, OR PART IT.

6. IF YOU ARE WEARING A COLLARED SHIRT, YOU NEED TO HAVE A T-SHIRT ON UNDERNEATH IT. DON'T TRY TO LEAVE IT PARTIALLY UNBUTTONED TO SHOW OFF THE CHEST THAT YOU DON'T HAVE!!

7. DO NOT, AND I MEAN DO NOT WEAR CANDY OF ANY KIND!!! NO CANDY BRACELETS, NO CANDY NECKLACES, AND DEFINATELY NOT HAT CANDY!!

8. DO NOT WEAR PINK OR PURPLE! 9.DO NOT WEAR THOSE SPANDEX LOOKING SHIRTS THAT FIT REALLY TIGHT TO SHOW OFF MUSCLE. IT IS SOOOO TACKY!!

10. DO NOT WEAR VISORS!!!!!!

 

TOP 10 FASHION DO'S FOR THE BOYZ.........

1. DEFINATELY WEAR YOUR HAIR MESSY, SO THAT IT LOOKS LIKE YOU DIDN'T TRY TO FIX IT, WHEN ACTUALLY YOU DID.

2. DO WEAR SKATE SHOES, OR CONVERSE OR ADDIDAS. NOT NIKE OR REEBOK.

3. DO WEAR DICKIES! CUT OFF OR NORMAL, THEY LOOK REALLY GOOD.

4. WEAR A WALLET CHAIN. NOT MADE OUT OF HEMP, AND NOT HANGING DOWN TO YOUR KNEES.

5. DO HAVE TATTOOS!!! THEY ARE EXTREMELY SEXY. ESPECIALLY ON THE FOREARMS, OR CALVES. DON'T BE ALL PUSSY ABOUT IT, AND HAVE ONE TAT ON THE TOP OF YOUR ARM, OR ON YOUR SHOULDER. FOREARM SLEEVES ARE THE SEXIEST.

6. DO DRESS ACCORDING TO WHAT YOU LISTEN TO...

7. DO KEEP YOUR HAIR PRETTY SHORT. IF IT IS LONG, DREAD THAT SHIT UP!

8. DO WEAR T SHIRTS THAT LOOK LIKE THEY ARE ONE SIZE TOO SMALL. THAT LOOKS REALLY CUTE, AS LONG AS THE SHIRT IS CUTE, LIKE A BAND SHIRT OR A SKATE SHIRT, OR ONE FROM A REC STORE OR OLD CARTOON OR MOVIE , ETC..

9. DO WEAR GLASSES THAT HAVE BIG DORKY BLACK FRAMES, EVEN IF YOU DON'T NEED GLASSES.

10. DO WEAR ACCESORIES. NOT GOLD, AND NOTHING BLING-BLING! STUFF LIKE COOL BELTS OR LEATHER BRACELETS.

Ok guys...now you have the rules...please use them...for everyone's sake!
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